(Setting: front desk of our office, me and three seccretaries)
Me: I wonder how you get to be a commentator on one of those nature shows. You know, the ones that are like (begin vague brit/aussie accent) 'and here we see the Narwhal, recognized by the golden horn attached to its nose. Known as the 'unicorn of the sea', the Narwahl uses his magnificent horn to spear his food.'
Secretaries: Hahahahahahhaa!
(pause)
Someone else: Do they really spear their food?
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Tee hee hee!
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