Recent events at work:
Made a cardboard robot and put it on one of my co-workers, then made her dance for everyone.
Taught everyone to moonwalk.
Managed to leave work to get food from the grocery store for one of our staff, only to find out that the grocery store smelled like trash. I'm not kidding.
Discovered that the GRE study guide doesn't define the word 'erotic' - they will only give you an example sentence.
The new girl drives a new corvette. Explain to me why she wants to work for us.
And recent events in my front yard:
The little girl next door came over and spent an hour tying then trying to untie a hair elastic from the chain link fence. she used 'crazy scissors from the crazy scissors store - it's RUSSIAN!' which was actually a thin orange piece of plastic that came from who knows where. She then proceeded to say 'dammit' for no apparent reason while looking over the fence. She's seven.
She also came over today and handed me a piece of bread she had torn off this ginormous loaf her mom makes. She told me I should tear it in half and give a piece to my friend who was over yesterday. I think she was eating off this piece prior to giving it to me, since she was chewing on some bread when handing to to me.
