Friday Night

This is what really happens on a Friday night in the life of an AVERAGE person:

Get home from work

Sit around

Best friend comes over

Talk about boys

Play some Mario on the wii

Swear at Mario/Luigi and fire throwing plants

Take a break to go out to eat

Swear at idiot drivers

Eat Mexican food

Eavesdrop on conversations at tables around you

Drive back, swearing at idiot drivers

Play more Mario and swear some more at things that come back to life and crazy purple fire

High five each other when you beat Bowser

Move on to next world

Put friends on speaker phone so you can keep playing Mario and swearing at game

Friends appalled at language and when they hear you say "F*** ME!" inform you it sounds like you are having a lesbian night in, even though words were clearly said in anger at dying 5 times in a row

Friends then ask why you two don't drive home and go out with them, say they will pay you to be their DD. You decide payment wouldn't cover cost of driving/joy of crushing Bowser and decline then hang up on them.

Play more Mario and try to come up with more creative swear words, then change strategy by going back to world 1 and playing easiest level in attempt to raise number of lives to 100.

Decide to watch tv.

Watch a movie on TeenNick and decide it's all a sham, how they portray people's lives and relationships. In real life, people are WAY more complicated.

Begin talking about boys again

Watch more of movie

Eat ice cream

Swear at tv for showing same commercials ten zillion times between movie

Go to bed

The End.