9.05.2008

The DMV

A guy with a hook for a hand sat next to me at the DMV today. I really wanted to ask him how he got it, but I don't know if he would have been upset or not. If only I was a little kid. They can ask anything and no matter what it is, no one complains.
There was also a woman in line who had a service dog. She told us that it was because she had social anxiety. It seems to me that having a dog with you will cause you to be in even more social interactions, so I don't really understand how that works out.
I bet it would be both awesome and horrible to work at the DMV. Awesome because you would get to meet people with hooks for hands and horrible because everyone would complain to you about the DMV's unintelligible "system" to keep order. As Dane Cook says (more or less)....even in the future when you can teleport and everything is insant, the DMV will still take like 9 seconds. Come on! I had to be at work 2 seconds ago!

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