I just spent the last week with my family in Myrtle Beach and realized that my seven year old cousin is unintentionally hilarious.
The following quotes are all from his mouth, unless otherwise stated.
"Are llamas real? I thought they were fake!"
Sister: "Are you going to put that in your mouth?"
him: "Well, that's how we chew!"
(he pulled out a bag of those apple dippers from McD's, which have Star Wars themed packaging) "Yoda food!"
"Put these away!"
Sister: "I'm not your maid!"
"Yes, you are!"
Aunt: "Do you know what the capital of Vermont is?"
"I wasn't even born that year!"
Aunt: "If you have to go so badly, pee in that bottle."
"Well if I have to drop trou, I'm gonna have to take off my seatbelt. Are you sure about this?"
Aunt: "All I want is a friggin' Cracker Barrel!"
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