Wrote This at Work and Other Stuff

And so it was that the Zolorians traveled through the Spiro galaxy into the Divided Realms. Their main objective was to escape the wrath of the Breeghis and finding a new planet on which to produce an army capable of defending against and eventually wiping out the Breeghis and their parasitic young. As the ship soared through space, Captain Gorlock pondered the meaning of his existence, If only there were a way to advance the species by finding a compatible subspecies with which to mate, yet the Zolorians unique structure only allowed them to mate amongst themselves thus far. Gorlock reached into his pocket, pulling out a scrap of paper on which was scribbled a name. A planet, he had been told, where a suitable subspecies could be found. This was given to him by the Last Zolorian Mystic, nearly three thousand years old, the last known mystic of his kind who was hidden deep in the hills, a refugee from the lands destroyed by the Breeghis. Gorlock whispered the name to himself. Earth.

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Baking carrot cake. Hate carrot cake. But hate plain carrots more. Bag of carrots in fridge had to go, therefore, baking carrot cake.

Shiba Inu in my house. Looks like fox/weasel. Love pulling it's ears back and giving it slanty eyes. Also love saying SHIBA INU SHIBA INU SHIBA INU in its face. Shiba Inu is walking into every room and sniffing everything. Don't pee in my house, Shiba Inu. See you watching me type about you.

Subletter is gone. Getting new one. Must wash comforters in room to cleanse sexytime off them. New subletter better not suck. Friends say he doesn't. Seems nice so far.

Roommate leaving for camp soon. Going to clean the hell outta the house. Sayonara, Indyhair. Also will clean out fridge.

Hate washing dishes. Feel like have washed 1,097,987,398 dishes this weekend. Painted nails but no indication of this due to water making polish chip. Hate washing dishes.

Watched World Cup games. USA should not have gotten that goal. English Keeper probably hated by all of England and will be exiled and renamed to "Butterfingers". Germany vs Aussies - totally saw that one coming and know next to nothing about soccer - DO know that Germans are like machines. Very punctual, efficient machines. Want to watch Italy game (Forza Azzurrrrrrriiiiii) but will be at work. LAME.

Storms every day. Like, dislike, depends on if want to go to pool or be outside at the time of storm.

Spring VBall last game tomorrow. Good. This team blows. Summer league starting soon. Playing on better team that is awesome. Have something to look forward to.

Want to go to beach. Hate going to work. Everyone agrees on this one.