Dear Annoying Person at the Gym,

Please stop doing those push-ups where you drop down to the floor from a standing position and then on every push you raise your entire upper body off the floor. It shakes the floor where I, and many others, am trying to stretch and do curl-ups. I know you are listening to your 'let's-punch-things' music and can't hear me, but I know you can see the Looks of Death I am sending your way. I would appreciate it if you would cut it out.

Thanks,

Everyone else at the gym