Adults are Liars

Me to parent: "How many times a day do your kids normally brush?"
Mom: "2"
kid: "No, we don't!! we brush once!! Sometimes never!!!"
Mom: "Davonte, shut it!"

Me: "What do they usually drink?"
Mom:"Water."
Kid: "Kool Aid! Soda! Chocolate Milk!"

When parent leaves the room, this happens -
Kid:"I brushed my teeth this morning cause mom said we had to cause we were going to the dentist."
Me: "Oh?"
Kid: "Yeah, I usually don't. And I don't floss. We don't have any."

Another thing I (dis)like
(usually white) mom (in english): "Now (insert name here), come on."
Kid: "Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"
Mom (who thinks noone speaks spanish here and is yelling in spanish at her kid: "You'll do it or I will hit you."
Me (in spanish): "Do what she says"

Mom runs into room away from anyone who can understand her.

Silly woman, you never know who is listening.